Hambone

Alright, I know what you're thinking. Hambone is a silly word. And yes, I will give you a certain latitude with that argument. However, make no mistake: Hambone is dead serious.

Now I'm not talkin about "Ham Bone", as in a Juba Dance, something that a good friend of ours may do. I'm not talkin the musical stylings that occur when old people and hip-hop collide. And I'm not talking soup. No, no my friends. This, good sirs and madams, is far more consequential.

This, is Hambone.

Post

Post.

A post is a thing that sits. No, wait. A Signpost tells the direction to... no, wait. I once knew a guy named Post Postelweight. I'm not sure if that's spelled correctly, but I really did know this guy. Posts are also entries on things called "Blogs". We'll get to that later.

So in review, a Post:

a) Sits.
b) Tells Direction.
c) Is the name of that Dude who used to date my ex-girlfriend. Fucking Post. He was a better drummer than me, too.
d) This thing that you are reading right now.