Buck.

We at British Balls don’t mean to be alarmists, but the various interpretations of Buck could easily mutilate your entire family. To help prepare for the inevitable, we offer the following:


Buck – Greenback. Bone. Skin. Dollar-dollar-bill, y’all. Representation of something worth something determined by powers beyond our control. Also, folding it in a variety of ways will give indisputable proof that Nicholas Cage was behind the attacks of September 11th, 2001.


Buck – A male deer. Kill one and put its head on your wall. It proves something.





Buck – As in Buck Rogers. Kill one and put its head on your wall. It proves something.


Buck – It stops here. Seriously, we can’t get this thing moving… Yeah, we checked the transmission, got an oil change just the other day… OK… OK… You can fix it when…? Damn it… No, don’t worry about it… No. I guess I’ll call my mom… yeah… Hello...? Hello, mom…? Yeah, it’s us, British Balls… No… No, we’re fine, we’re… well, did you look in the cabinet…? The left cabinet, mom, where else would you have left the syrup... I guess… No, dad’s still doing that thing. Turnips, last time I checked… No… No… Look, mom, We have to go. We have a date… No nobody you know… Well, he’s a Ghostbuster… Yes… Those guys from TV… Yes… Yes, mom, we’ll kill one and put its head on our wall… Yeah, mom, we know. Proof.

Buck – A buddy from work.

We all have one… this just happens to be ours.

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Buck – Kill someone and put their head on your wall.